Little Left To Decide

According to the Boston Globe, Grady Little's future is still being decided by the Red Sox owners and General Manager. I would guess that Theo is the main proponent of boiling him in oil, while John Henry and Larry Lucchino would rather see him cremated and then sprinkled on the Green Monster. Of course, if we could convince the Yankees to replace Torre with Grady, we'd be happy to make the switch, but they need to act fast or the Little family will be collecting life insurance soon.