Have You Ever?

Have you ever tried to buy T tokens with a $100 bill? I just dreamt that I did... after finding $1006.00 lying on the street in front of a car with the license plate 999-SSS. So if you know anyone who lost a 500, a few 100's, a fifty, two twenties, a ten, a five, and a one, tell them to give me a call. And I'll dream it back to its rightful owner.

The shock of getting a $10,500 raise hasn't worn off yet.