Pubic Service Announcement

Women can stop reading this right now and move on to other material. Didn't work? Well then here's a link to somewhere you can SHOP!

OK, men, now that we're alone I can proceed. British research has shown that using a laptop can hurt fertility in men because of raised gonadular temperature and possibly radiation as well. It's not the computers that are bad, it's the placement. Presumably a desktop placed on your lap would have the same effect.

So spread your knees out, men: it's the right thing to do.

Hat tip to Drudge.