You Might Be a Nerd If...

You're walking home with your groceries and holler, "Thanks for biking!" to a passing cyclist on the street. I must say, though, that I appreciated the compliment; it's one small step toward outweighing the times people have yelled "Get on the sidewalk", "Buy a car", or simply "F*** you!" I've even had people throw water at me while cycling. Stupid petrophiles.