2.22.2005

The Afterglow

David Ortiz is glowing. Dan Shaugnessy is glowing. The Red Sox championship rings will be glowing on Fenway's Opening Day. Johnny Damon is glowing. His new wife, Michelle, is glowing. His ring is glowing.

The only rancor in Camp Champion is directed towards Yankee villain Alex "Slappy" Rodriguez. Ortiz has dropped a few pounds. Schilling is pushing to be ready for a couple April matchups against his friend Randy. Miller, Mueller, and Millar are probably glowing too.

And George Steinbrenner is planning to sell the New York Yankees to an Asian businessman who will move the team to the Phillipines and rename it the Manila Folders.