BAD NEWS!!!!

ALL CHRISTIANS, JEWS, MUSLIMS EVERYWHERE! WE NEED TO GET TOGETHER AND START AN EMAIL CAMPAIGN TO SAVE GOD! IT'S A TRUE FACT - GOD IS GOING TO BE BROKEN UP INTO MINOR DIETIES! EVERYBODY PLEASE EMAIL JUDGE SCHOFIELD TO MAKE HIM OVERTURN THAT DECISION!!! WE'LL LOSE OUR GOD AND WILL NO LONGER BE A PEOPLE!! COPY THIS INTO AN EMAIL AND FORWARD IT TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW, OR GOD WILL PUNISH YOU WHILE HE'S APPEALING THE JUDGE'S DECISION! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SAVE GOD, DON'T LET HIM DOWN AFTER ALL HE'S DONE FOR YOU!

And how could I keep the whole Christian theme going on this blog if God is subdivided... I guess I'll have to go with the new local deity.