DISCONTINUED

It has come to the attention of Tony and the Diplomatic Corp diplomacy club that Salim has been discontinued. The following announcement was released by Furthfolk, Inc.

The 2001 Edition of Salims have indeed been discontinued. Please apply at http://instantreplay.blogspot.com for a 2002 edition.

The 2002 Edition comes with an all-new pair of jeans and some nifty surprise gadgets from Christmas. The 2002 Edition is also slightly more mature, crashes less frequently, and can process more homework per week than the 2001's. Early tests have shown that the 2002 is more joyful and spends more time in prayer than the 2001, an upside for anyone needing top performance many days in a row.

Critics say that the 2002's have not been tested for staying strength and may have a high frequency of burnout, but the test results are all positive so far.

Please send in all applications by March 15. Shipping and handling is at a new low - $199 inside the continental U.S. Actually, handling is not advised. You can pay in weekly installments at an accepted rate of $10 an hour, 40 hours a week, but if he gets a better offer at the State Department he might run off. Get a plan including weekly installments at no interest for a limited time!