Jewish Agency

There's a Zionist conspiracy. Israel was the true driving force behind the conquest of Iraq. Their ulterior motive has now been revealed: they want to bring Baghdad's remaining Jews to Israel! As many of you know, Baghdad was one of the biggest Jewish communities in the world from the time of Esther. The greatest Talmudic scholars wrote in Baghdad, and Jew and Arab coexisted for thousands of years. Most of the Iraqi Jews moved to Israel in the 40's and 50's, but a number remain. And the United States went to war for them!

It seems that they even knew the looting was going to begin; in fact, they most likely started it! Ha'aretz reports that the synagogue was closed days before to prevent looting. Those moneygrubbing Jews...

However, it appears that power struggles within the Zionist conspiracy are threatening its success. "Another problem that the organizers in Israel are facing is the lack of willingness on the part of the Iraqi Jews to leave the country for Israel. This appears to be the message that the Jewish Agency, the Mossad and third parties are receiving from the community." In other words, the Baghdad Bunch thinks they're tough enough to beat out the Sunnis, the Shiites, the Americans and the Kurds. Israel wants them, but they want Israel to expand out to Baghdad, presumably. Hence the "Syria is next" strategy.

Oh, did I mention there are an estimated, ahem, 34 Jews in Baghdad?