Non-Alcoholic Hangover

When you wake up at 12:15 to a roaring military flyover and stumble confusedly out of bed, head pounding, mouth dry, and sequence of events unclear,

(a) You clearly had too much to drink at your pre-Marathon Monday party last night,
(b) There was obviously something besides mushrooms and sausage in the omelete you keep burping up reminders of,
(c) You spent the night watching movies and then standing around in sub-30 degree weather, and cheering on the colonialists in the opening salvos of the American Revolutionary War.
(d) Your roommate (a 5th grader) slugged you with a metal bat when you failed to turn your alarm clock off earlier.

The most potent thing you consume on Patriots Day is:
(a) An omelette at Bickfords,
(b) Foul oatmeal soupy mush at Bickfords,
(c) A pilsener from Plzner,
(d) Something highly illegal,
(e) A cartridge of black powder dropped by a British Grenadier at the reenactment.

With a major presentation due on Tuesday, you are most likely to:
(a) Watch Beauty and the Beast at 1:00am,
(b) Get beauty sleep,
(c) Prepare the presantation,
(d) Dance the night away with a lovely young lady,
(e) Spend the entire weekend having fun and then cut class on Monday to get it done, but end up doing it Tuesday between classes.

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