Happy Thanksgiving!

InstantReplay would like to wish you all a pleasant, wonderful, turkey-filled Thanksgiving! May all your dishes come out right. May all your loved ones be in health. May all your in-laws corner other people in long, boring conversations. May all your plays result in first downs. May all your bathrooms be well-ventilated. May all your girlfriends say "yes" when you propose. May all your flights be on time.

And may all your toilet paper racks be full. True story: our hosts for the holiday just called to ask if we could bring some of the Very Important Paper with us when we come. Because, well, y'know.