HELP!

I have tons of homework due, I just had a job interview, taught 2 classes, and spent the day at a conference. I have a new 4-day conference starting on Thursday. I have 35 unread emails in my in-box (all homework due to me). I have dozens of students to keep track of and grade. I have 3 major projects due at the end of the month. And there's half a dozen other things I'm forgetting (purposely or otherwise). HELP!