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Next week I'll be auditioning for a speaking role in a new Dodge Trucks commercial! Don't spread this around, but the basic plotline is as follows: Two Dodge Ram drivers pull up to a city intersection at a red light after impressively powering down the last stretch of road. One driver rolls down his window and calls across to the other, "Is that a Hemi?" As he's speaking, a bicyclist pulls up between them and answers the first driver's question by giving his own spandex-clad hindquarters a loud smack and saying, "Dang straight it is!".

You can guess which part I'm going out for.