Newsflash!

I had to post this now, because I don't think I'll ever have another chance: with every team having played at least 2 games, the Tampa Bay Devil Rays are in first place in the AL East. I hope they don't plan on getting too comfortable up there. On the other hand, they're welcome to pound out runs against the Yankees for all 19 games - the Yanks need all the losing they can get, just to help them find some balance in their lives. Of course, by that logic the D-Rays need two or three world championships...nah, nagunnahappen.