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There are a number of good ways to end boring Instant Messanger conversations. There's the classic gtg, "got to go". Some try to soften the ending with a ttyl or a ttfn. Some people have serious difficulty ending conversations, taking 4 or 5 consecutive messages to say goodbye in an effort to mimic the politeness that normally attends a face to face parting.

You know you're talking to someone from westawusta, however, when they end a convo with "ok dear salim...I have to go feed my horse". Yeah.