Peaking

My roommate Ben was at Target the other day, and went to use the men's room. As he was finishing up his business, a man arrived at the next urinal. Ben followed men's room etiquette, staring straight ahead at the wall. The other man did not. He turned his head to look over... then down. Ben quickly buttoned his pants and stepped away.

As he was washing his hands, he saw another man arrive to take his place at the urinal. He was horrified when he saw the first fellow again look over... then down.

A few minutes later he was reading a magazine in the checkout line. He looked up and saw someone go into the men's room. The first man saw it too. He walked quickly to the water fountain, took a drink, and headed purposely for the men's room.