Derek %$#^@! Jeter

The owners of the FleetCenter consider the name of the New York Yankees shortstop to be an obscenity.

"That name [Jeter's] may not be as bad as A-Rod," Delaney noted, referring to Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, "but it's still considered obscene."

Not to be outdone, Nomar Garciaparra is jumping up and down and waving his hand as a volunteer for the Boston Blacklist (Dirt Dogs). Dave McCarty and John Halama may graciously accept their dubiously deserved World Series rings, but not Nomy. Naw, he's washing his hands of Boston.