The Law-Abiding Citizen

InstantReplay (in an email): "Dude, you've *got* to have one of your students bring a sample of qatt home from Yemen this summer!"

The Law-Abiding Citizen: "You just advocated, over an email account I guarantee is monitored under new sections of the U.S. patriot act, I encourage international drug smuggling. I WILL DO NO SUCH THING. I AM A LAW ABIDING CITIZEN, AND A STAUNCH SUPPORTER OF THE U.S. PATRIOT ACT, JOHN ASHCROFT, and GEORGE W. BUSH."