Rutgers University

Adding to my list of acceptances is Rutgers University. It's fitting that a school in New Jersey would be the one to stoop to this level of sleaze in their acceptance letter:

I am also pleased to inform you that you were ranked very highly for a fellowship. As soon as one becomes available, we will notify you at once. In the meantime, if you receive any offers from other institutions, please let us know. The more details you can provide, the better.

This reminded me uncannily of Matthew 2:7-8.