If I Had 15 Minutes With President Bush

Gallup has an interesting semi-scientific poll on the question of what people would say to President Bush if they could give him advice. The verbatim responses are online, as is an article describing the poll and a quantitative breakdown of the results. Some of my favorite answers:

That he's an idiot because he turned the surplus to the deficit. Female, age 35
I would tell him to do a good job. Female, age 90
Stop the (swear word) war. Male, age 56
Bring prices down on everything, the services and food and everything we buy has gone up so much!. Female, age 79
Find a cure for AIDS. Male, age 52
I don't know. Female, age 42