Need A USB Drive?

Then enter the Worthless and Weak Essay Contest. He's promising a USB drive filled with secret government documents. The topic of the essay must be: "What I Would Do With A USB Drive Filled With Government Secrets." And he's not kidding. Disclaimer: I won the Garret Logan Person of the Year Award for 2003, and he actually followed through on half the prize (taking me out for lunch). The other half (an honorary doctorate from the Logan Institute of Elevator Logic) I'm still waiting on.