Twas the night before exam week, and all through dorms,
Not a student was studying, this was usually the norm.
Kegs in the kitchen, jello shots in the hall --
Thanks to the liquor, it was a late night for all.
Passed out all around, the kids all slept tight.
When they woke up the next day, they thought, 'Man, whatta night!'
"We're too hung-over to study" they shouted with cheer.
"So to hell with exams, just bring on the beer!!"

Courtesy of Lauren Posner