4.27.2002

Getting Nosy With Z

If you missed the introduction of Z's first true girlfriend, look a few posts down to "Z Returns"
The Chops Intelligence Agency asked Z some questions tonight, and he gave out a little info on Grace. Here's the transcript:

CIA: What do you actually call her? Honey? Sweetie?
Z: Actually, I just call her Grace. It's only been a few weeks. Oh wait... I was calling her Gracie tonight... woah, it really is a slippery slope here...
What was your most recent date?
Tonight we went out to dinner and a concert. Very romantic.
Yes, very. For all the visual learners among IR's readers, could you give us the 411?
Sure. 5'6", blonde, blue eyes. 19 inch waist, size 4 shoes. No, I'm just kidding about those last two, but she's really cute.
Wow, not bad. A few compatibility questions: what's her take on male freedom of expression?
You mean belching, flatulence, pit-stains and stuff? She's basically hear no evil, see no evil, smell no evil.
I really admire that in a woman. So, to get all touchy-feely, what was going through your head when you first kissed her?
Who said anything about a kiss?!?! This is a kosher relationship! You better not put anything about a kiss on that blog thing! Seriously, don't embellish on anything I say, ok?
Don't worry. OK, last question: How much can she bench?
Hmmm... about 195.
195? WOW!
Well, she picked me up with ease...
Awwwwww....that was brutal!