Another One....continued

Z is the best man at Dave & Anna's wedding and he and his cohorts are planning the bachelor party. Now, given that this is a Christian event, they're not going to hire strippers or buy a keg. But that doesn't mean Dave won't be arrested for indecent exposure or found wandering around the streets at night smelling of alcohol.

The main portion of the party is going to have a lot of people in attendance, and is going to be a very "churchly" event, and quite tame, all things considered. Not that that's a bad thing, but the entertainment starts after most of the guests leave: the guys will pile into their cars and head down to Portsmouth, a short drive away. There, on some pretext, they'll tackle Dave and strip him down to his skivvies (note: this is the group that left Jonathan Truman in the woods with nothing but a sock). After that, accounts differ. Daniel wants to tie him to a lightpost and shoot him with paintballs till he's got welts all over... and he's OK'd that with Anna! However, I prefer Z's simpler idea: dump a beer over his head so he smells like alcohol and let him go. Walking around Portsmouth at night in his boxers he has a good chance of getting arrested. At least, that's what we're hoping: then Anna would have to bail him out in time for the ceremony!

Next prank: Laxative brownies.