Search and Destroy

OK, got some search hits that were begging to be posted. We just want you to know that if you're here looking for the following items, you probably won't find them, but you're welcome anyway!

Embarressing pictures of the red sox, Yahoo #1.
Reactions of the parakeets, Google #4.
Wutzizname, Google #7.
Barcelo Dupuy, Google #1.

You're welcome here anytime, Barcelo!