Red Sox v. Oakland

The A's (or is that the F's?) are fielding a "lineup" tonight that features four players with batting averages below .200, and seven players with averages south of .250. In addition, their pitcher (Saarloos) has an ERA over two points higher than ours (Arroyo). In football, this would be a foregone conclusion. In baseball, there's no such thing. Good luck, Sox!