11.15.2001

Dancing In The Streets Yet?

And if you're not, why aren't you? I wish I were. OK, granted the whole plane crash took some of the victory spirit out of the collapse of the Taliban, but still we should be HAPPY! When our enemies and anyone else in the world win a major military victory, they hit the streets, bust out the confetti and the alcohol and have a gay old time. I can't believe we're letting ourselves endure the stresses of war without enjoying the pleasures of victory partying. So we all failed this time, but the minute you hear that Bin Laden's been captured I want you all to hit the streets. If we get that critical mass we can get the whole town partying. So go out, buy some firecrackers and a keg, and get ready to party! Next time we get a chance to dance in the streets we won't blow it!