Happy Birthday to U

I mean, to Z. He's 21, right? That's just scary! Anyway, don't drink too much tonight, Mister Twentyoneyearold, and we eagerly await any stories of your first birthday as a legal drinker and a non-single.
And a happy May Day to all my communist readers, and a happy Northeastern Day to all my NU readers! I'm going down to the plaza in front of the Library right now to get free stuff right now.